Hello, Is This Murder Delivery?

“I want a refund! The corpse you sold me came back to life!” “Didn’t I tell you to keep it refrigerated?!” Lin Xiaofei stood nearby, listening as the buyer and seller argued over the after-sales service for his own corpse. This is a world where some people can breathe underwater and others have perfect recall, yet somehow no one has an offensive ability. The assassination business is thriving, with Sha Le Me offering door-to-door service. Clients can even pay extra for a punctual hit. Lin Xiaofei ranks tenth among assassins and is known as Lin Ten Thousand Orders. His abilities are immortality and regeneration, and he has a bit of a temper. Money can improve it. After a client killed him by smashing him with an air conditioner, he casually took in two lackeys who had been about to dismantle him and sell his parts. The skinny one, Xile, grew up poor and dreams of getting rich. The fat one, Weisen, is nicknamed Bun and is afraid of everything, except when someone tries to take his food. He has to make money and hold on to his ranking. Number eleven is always on his heels, and his clients are all more difficult than the last. One person ordered a hit on himself while drunk, then changed his mind when he sobered up. The platform actually made the assassin pay the cancellation fee. “He’s the one who changed his mind about dying. Why are you taking it out of my deposit?”