Please Don't Attack Aliens During the World Cup

In the final match of his career, he walked up to the penalty spot carrying the hopes of over a billion people. The goal stood before him, and an alien planet-destroying cannon was charging overhead. Luo Ge chose to blast the ball into deep space. That night, Hua Country lost the Hercules Cup. The internet was flooded with condemnation and ridicule. “Thirty-nine years old, and this is how he ruins his reputation!” “Retire! Check his bank account!” Luo Ge left them with just one line in the tunnel: “You said I was shooting at a flying object, didn't you? I just shot one down.” No one expected the surviving alien ships to arrive at Earth's doorstep just hours later, as judges from a higher-dimensional universe tore through space and intervened by force. A godlike truth was suddenly revealed: Humanity's internet memes had caught the Creator's attention. God wanted to watch the “Universal Civilization League”! A neighbor's video footage set Douyin ablaze, the global internet went down completely, and the mockers were left speechless. The whole world begged God Luo to lead the team and save humanity! The survival of Blue Star rested on eleven balls. In this life, Luo Ge would be more than just a striker. He was Blue Star's head coach, leading the world's most unruly superstars as he slapped his tactics board in the faces of every race in the universe!