Charming Spring Rolls

Qin Wuxiang transmigrates from the battlefield of gods and demons to Blue Star, becoming a freshly graduated nobody at an Awakening Academy whose beast spirit has died. Everyone says he’s finished. The soul sea inside him is home to his fellow disciple, the artifact spirit Xiao Qi: a talkative, scheming foodie who speaks with a Xianyang accent. At Qingyang Watchfort on the northern frontier, fifteen thousand beast soldiers are bearing down. Everyone says this battle is a lost cause. Qin Wuxiang hefts his wolf-fang spear and pats the head of the fat dog beside him. “Junior Brother, time to get to work.” He sets the beast soldiers ablaze, breaks through the encirclement and enters the city, face-slaps the City Lord’s manor, and has the capital’s bigwigs scrambling to recruit him. A man and a dog cut their way from the northern frontier all the way to the imperial capital. The Beastman Empire’s army of three hundred thousand bears down, and the Thunder Dragon arrives in person. Qin Wuxiang runs his hand over the Nine Tripod Cauldrons and asks Xiao Qi, “Junior Brother, what do you think these cauldrons are for?” Xiao Qi chews on a beast core without looking up. “For fighting.” The cold, scheming Qin Wuxiang × the chatty, Xianyang-accented Xiao Qi: from a good-for-nothing to a God of War, a man and his dog cut down the entire Beastman Empire.