Why Is Everyone in This World an Expert?

“But the dirt told me those tall folk said that if they wanted to lock us up, all they’d need is a chair.”

“What!”

“I also heard them say we like drinking ale because we can’t reach the grapes on the trellis.”

“What!!”

“I also heard that if we get too close to the river, we’ll be drowned by the waves blown in by the wind.”

“What!!!”

To prove the strength of humankind to the tall folk, Fett set off.

Tags: [Fake DND] [Dwarf Jokes]