Playing the Con Man in America

When I died, this world ground me into garbage.

Now I'm back. This time, I'm not human. I'm a god.

The gods of this world have oppressed humanity for thousands of years. Today, it's my turn to oppress them.

Now, let me tell you who I am. I'm Lin Qi, and my full title is:

[Land God Lin Qi, God of Fortune and Virtue, North Broadway Street Back Alley, Chinatown, Los Angeles, California, United States, domain radius: ten meters, divine rank: one!]

I claim this land in America. I said it, and not even Jesus can stop me!