Crazy, but Not Completely Crazy

On the day Wang Hao was diagnosed with mental illness, the doctor asked him: "Have you had any hallucinations recently?" He thought for a while and answered truthfully: "Yes. There is an extra floor in the building where I live. The hands of the aunt in the cafeteria are longer than yesterday. I look half a beat slower in the mirror." The doctor brushes up the records. Wang Hao asked again: "Then if I stop taking the medicine, the hallucination will become real. Is this considered recovery or worsening?" The doctor's pen stopped. —— The two worlds each gave him a diagnosis. The red world said he was crazy, and the reality side also said he was crazy. Both sides feel right. —— What's even more outrageous is that he later introduced Qi into his body and successfully embarked on the path to immortality. The price is that there is a nest of insects living in the Dantian, and you have to go back to the mist to feed it once a month on the night of the waning moon. From now on, life becomes a countdown. His roommate asked him if he enjoyed cultivating immortality. Wang Hao: "It's great. It's like having a symbiote painlessly. Food and shelter are included, but the food expenses are deducted from my life." —— The landlord raises pigs, the sect grows flowers, and the instructor tells the most expensive lie yet refuses to admit it. There was also a little girl who got confused when she counted to seven. She tugged on his sleeve and asked, "Daddy, will you come back when you count to one hundred?" Wang Hao counted the months he had left. "... Daddy, try your best." ——