Your Majesty, Don't Hold the Jade Seal in Your Mouth

The seven kingdoms fought for the throne for three hundred years, but it was snatched away by a yellow dog. Xu Bai only came to collect the final payment, but in an instant he became the imperial translator. All civil and military officials in the court were waiting for him to explain what His Majesty's "woof" meant. The main war faction said that His Majesty wants to make a northern expedition. The peace faction said that Your Majesty needs to rest and recuperate. Xu Bai said: "Your Majesty wants to go out and pee." From then on, some people paid a lot of money to win over him, and some people chased him all night long. The people who protect him and the people who want to kill him are sometimes the same group. But in this place, debt can shorten your life, dead people still have to go to work, and even the national border can be run away in the middle of the night. Each of the seven kingdoms has its own evil intentions, and all the ministers have their own reasons. Everyone wants to use His Majesty's words to make decisions for the world. Xu Bai must first guarantee two things: he can survive until tomorrow, and your majesty will not swallow the jade seal. "Your Majesty, you can't eat that!" [No heroine｜Absurd comedy｜Group plot｜Conceptual ability]