Traveling Through the Fantasy Southern Song Dynasty, I Can't Survive the First Day?

A paradoxical ancient world. A bizarre story that traces its origins. Chen Ge took a leap of faith towards the river and came to a different world of the Song Dynasty... "Young fisherman, are you going to catch this barrel of golden arowana? Or the silver arowana?" River God Chen Ge slowly emerged from the water and said to the coir raincoat man on the river. The old man hesitated for a moment, "Help me hang the arowana on the hook. You know, I like fried cypress." "Honest mortal, as you wish~ Remember to come ashore and help me burn some good reviews! The good reviews will be rewarded with a carp! Welcome to visit next time." Chen Ge put the oil on the hook and replied to the old man. … Above the sky "Laojun, is it really okay for us to choose this guy?" The wooden sign with the four words "Nan Hua Zhenren" engraved on it stretched out his hand and scratched his upper left corner. "Also, why are you scratching your ears all the time? I heard that there is a kind of bird..." "Don't disturb me." A stone statue with wide ears sitting cross-legged kept scratching its own ears. "Zhongni's words are heard across the wall at sixty." "We are almost thirty years old..." [This book is not bitter and hateful, but I like to play with little jokes]