I Suspect That I Have Been Tricked by Heaven.

My name is Zhigui. I know it's a strange name, but I can't help it. It's too difficult for my master to name it, so I just have to make do with it. Closer to home, I am a fortune teller. If you, like one of my friends, don't know what a fortune teller is, then I can simply tell you that my main job is fortune telling. [My fortune-telling prices are quite fair] (meaning I don't accept bargaining) [And as the messenger of Heaven, my fortune telling is guaranteed] (Tianda does not know everything), [If you are not sure, you can ask me to refund the money] (If you are sure, you will make money in vain) [If you are interested, please seize the opportunity. I am a cosmopolitan person and will not stay in one place for a long time] (Regular moving can avoid being regarded as a scammer) So, do you want fortune telling? Don't want? Why? Well, it seems that you know my hidden meaning through some special way. Please forgive me, this profession of fortune telling relies on words. But I have to clarify that I am not deceiving you. Both statements are consistent with the facts. They are just different interpretations of the same thing. Perhaps, you now know what a fortune teller is - we interpret the facts and then steer things in the direction we want. Next, you can turn to the story. By the way, before the story begins, let me confirm that you are not a swordsman, right? What's wrong, you ask? [Swordsmen are a group of impulsive and reckless men, which does not conform to my aesthetic philosophy] (Swordsmen are more restrained than me) [After all, you don't want the story to end just after it begins, right? (What are you looking at? The story has already begun and your cheat has expired)