At Forty, I Hear I’m About to Make a Comeback

Chen Yang, forty years old, still single.

I once had a sincere opportunity to live off a woman, but I didn't cherish it. By the time I lost it, it was too late for regrets...

[Car Owners' Corner], where car owners chat:

Owner A: I drive a Mercedes-Benz C-Class, paid in full. I'm a mid-level manager at a publicly traded company.

Owner B: I drive a Mercedes-Benz E-Class, financed. I own a private business.

Owner C: I drive a Mercedes-Benz S600, paid in full. I'm a security guard.

Owner D: I drive a Maybach S680, paid in full. I'm a receptionist.

"Do your families own a mine or something?"

"No, we're just in the same group chat..."

Owners A and B: "What kind of group?"

"A red envelope group. We can grab 200,000 yuan in red envelopes every month..."

"Are you making this up?"

Owner C and Owner D exchanged knowing smiles. It really was quite a story...

Just then, messages rang out in both their group chats...

"Everyone, breaking news. Brother Yang plans to deliver takeout tonight!"

"Is that confirmed? I had a custom 'battle outfit' made for Brother Yang at Hermes. I want to put it on him myself!"

"Which area is Brother Yang in? I'll drive my Cullinan and be his chauffeur!"

"The Cullinan mentioned above is too long. It's inconvenient for getting around downtown. He should ride in my Ferrari FUV instead..."