Harry Potter: What Do You Mean There's Someone Else Inside Me?

By day, Woods is a young wizard determined to become the king of jokes. By night, Woods becomes someone else entirely. The wizards of Hogwarts are left bewildered.

Slytherin: What kind of decent person challenges three people to a fight in the middle of the night, beats them black and blue, then threatens to sink them to the bottom of the lake if they tell a professor?

Snape: Well, you've got some talent for Potions, but you keep imitating my signature to sneak into restricted areas? Gryffindor, fifty points off! And Woods, detention!

Ravenclaw: What kind of decent person stays up until the dead of night to take Cho Chang to the Astronomy Tower, just so he can get into the common room with her and read the books our house collected? Even the Grey Lady can't stand it!

Flitwick: I greatly admire Woods's spirit of exploration when it comes to magic. We often have in-depth discussions together, and the books and drafts we spread out could cover the entire Quidditch Pitch! I only wish our discussions didn't always take place at night.

Gryffindor: Wait, you're talking about Woods? The Woods who loves telling jokes, is always eager to help, and is cheerful and outgoing? The Woods who's a Gryffindor Quidditch Chaser and our designated next captain? Slander! I'll sue you for slander!

McGonagall: Oh, what a dear child. His talent for Transfiguration astonishes me, though he does have a bit of a knack for getting into trouble.

Hufflepuff: A good person! A really, really good person! He tells us jokes during the day and helps us beat up the people who mock us at night!

Sprout: He's a good boy. It's just that he's like a different person by day and by night, almost as if there were two souls in one body?

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Dumbledore: That's not right!

Voldemort: That's exactly right!!!

(Thump, thump, thump: footsteps)

Voldemort's Horcrux: Help me!!