Is Football Too Dirty? Slander, I Am a Good Person

Lin Yu returned to 2015 and became a marginal water dispenser manager for Rennes B team in French Ligue 1, and was accidentally bound to the "Green Good Guy System". I thought I was going to embark on the road of being a moral model in football that was praised by the whole Internet, but it turned out that the judgment criteria of this system seemed to be a bit serious—— Foul plus merit? Get a yellow card and gain merit? Get a red card and get full merit? ! So, in the pre-season friendly match against Barcelona, ​​Lin Yu, who came on as a substitute for less than a minute, made a sliding tackle and sent Messi into the sky with the ball. Bite! Tackle Leo Messi head-on, complete a green deed, and be rewarded: Wan-Bissaka's invincible forklift! Since then, European football has had a "living king of hell" who makes all forwards fearful. Dembele: "Coach, I beg you, I won't practice anymore, I want to go home, Lin Yu is a madman!" Neymar: "If you pass others, you will lose the ball at most, but if you pass Lin and I, your lives will be in danger!" British media: "He is the most violent butcher in the history of football and an outlaw on the court!" Faced with the condemnation from the entire Internet, Lin Yu spread his hands with an innocent face as he looked at the merit points on his panel that were about to overflow: "Slander! This is naked slander! I hit the ball first every time. I am really a good person!"