I Only Want to Take Public Exams, but You Want to Trick Me into Doing Scientific Research.

When I returned to my freshman year, I just wanted to prepare for the public examination, enter the system, and live in peace for the rest of my life. Unexpectedly, I awakened to the "daily scientific research settlement system." As long as you carry out scientific research-related activities, you can calculate your experience every day, and your scientific research ability will skyrocket. So—— Subject professor: "Do you want to avoid failing the course at the end of the semester? Do you want to be eligible for transfer? Then write an SCI!" Dean of the college: "Do you want to secure a postgraduate degree? Do you want to study for graduate school and then take the civil service exam? Do you want to be promoted directly if you enter the system? Then finish this scientific research project!" Principal Qingbei: "Do you want to take the directional selection test? Do you want to study for a Ph. D.? Do you want to be a senior leader? Then finish the Riemann Hypothesis!" Academician of a Great Power: "Do you want to have an iron rice bowl for the rest of your life? Come on! Come and become an academician of China!" … Many years later, this "Academician Lin Feng User Manual" circulated in the Chinese scientific research community: 1. Never stop him from taking tests or applying for papers; 2. Don't talk to him about your scientific research ideals, but talk about whether the results are useful for public examinations; 3. If you want him to write a scientific research paper, please prepare a public online course in advance; 4. If he asks "Is this useful for the public examination?", Please answer it seriously, because it will determine whether he will take action; 5. If possible, please use establishment, position, and iron rice bowl to seduce him and let him devote himself to scientific research.