Be an Enemy of Heaven Again

Two seventeen-year-old boys stole a dog, roasted it, ate it, and then was struck by lightning. To be precise, he was hit from the sky by a middle-aged man who was full of electricity and claimed to be the Demon Emperor. He was just being hunted by his daughter and the whole world. Seeing that he would not survive, the man insisted on "transforming" them both before he died - one into a humanoid weapon, the other into a humanoid first aid kit, and he himself turned into a swearing crucian carp. From then on, the two young men, who originally just wanted to make a living, were forced to become enemies of the whole world: the court wanted to arrest them, the Jianghu wanted to kill them, and the evil cult wanted to use them for experiments. The only advantage is that they have all the cultivation abilities of the world's top masters in their bodies. The problem is, they don't know how to use it. Ma Xiaoma got "possessed" when she was nervous, and Hu Huahua saved people again and again and finally kissed them. The whole world is looking for them, but their biggest worries are: what to eat next, how to chase a girl with big breasts, and when will the Demon Emperor who turned into a fish come back to rescue them. In short: two hapless guys, a grumpy fish, chased by the whole world, but they are still funny.