The Mountain God Doesn't Go Out

Zhou Yi became a mountain god. The good news is that he can live as long as heaven and earth without practicing. The bad news is that he has completely become an otaku and is trapped on this hilltop. But it doesn't matter. He is a homebody, and he is usually content with raising flowers and small animals. Through certain channels, he learned that the outside world was very dangerous, which strengthened his determination to be an otaku. Until one day, he looked up and saw a magical bird shining with colorful lights, "Holy shit, is that a phoenix?" For the first time, he became keenly interested in this dangerous and unfamiliar world. However, they are just trapped on the top of the mountain, and the mountain people have their own clever plan. "My child, I can't walk out of the mountains, so take a handful of soil from your hometown with you." "Friend, I really don't have much treasure in this poor place. So, I will give you the spiritual branches that have absorbed the essence of the sun and the moon over the years as a gift." "My little friend, I am a guest from afar. I will give you a handful of seeds to protect you in critical moments." … "Huh?" One day, Zhou Yi shouted out that wise saying. "I don't eat beef!"