A Hexagonal Warrior, So Why Am I a Bard?

[Old-School Writing] [DND-Inspired] [Career-Focused] [A Little Bit of Everything] Constantine, a music student, transmigrates to Iron Anchor Bay, the jewel of the continent of Valentia, and becomes a vampire's emergency blood supply! Fortunately, he awakens the [Equipment Slot System]. As long as he puts equipment he finds into a slot, he gains a bonus. Completing equipment quests can even turn them into permanent feats. [Equip a lute: Gain the feat “Luthier”] [Equip a fine eyebrow pencil: Gain the feat “Disguise Artist”] [Equip a silver brooch: Gain the feat “Beauty Mark”] When Constantine returns from hell and sets foot once more in Iron Anchor Bay, the city's powerful discover that this bard can do just about everything! He swings a greatsword harder than any barbarian! He knows more spells than any wizard! He moves faster than any rogue!