Transmigrated Into a Corpse From the Start, I Lie Flat for Ten Thousand Years Until I’m Exposed

After transmigrating to a parallel prehistoric world, Shen Yun becomes an unlucky corpse, unable to move or speak. Fortunately, he awakens the Lie Flat System. The longer he lies flat, the more he can evolve without limit. As the gods of the primordial world fight until heaven and earth are torn apart, Shen Yun decisively lies flat right where he is. And so he lies there through the primordial age, then the ancient age, then the immemorial and early antiquity eras... all the way to the modern age, when magic has faded. Over that long river of time, immortals and Buddhas fall one after another, and the inheritance of myth vanishes. Yet Shen Yun’s body does not decay, nor does his consciousness fade. His remains lie buried deep beneath a mountain. Nourished for ages by the terrifying corpse aura emanating from Shen Yun, the mountain gives birth to countless powerful mountain spirits and evil creatures. There is the sly mountain sprite, with a human face and a monkey’s body, skilled in illusions and spreading miasma through the woods. There is also the towering Xiaoyang giant, with black fur and long lips, whose brute strength can tear apart mountains and trees. And there is the ancient Kui, resembling a hornless blue ox, whose roar can shatter the mind and summon wind, thunder, and lightning! Then one day, a rogue young Daoist, chasing fame in the name of exorcising demons and defending the Dao, starts a livestream and ventures into Corpse Mountain. As soon as the video is posted, Daoist sects across the land are thrown into an uproar. To wipe out the mountain spirits and evil creatures occupying the mountain, the various Daoist sects form an alliance and even bring out a damaged divine weapon of the Dao Ancestor. That day, heaven and earth change color, and Corpse Mountain falls. The ancient Kui, soaked in blood, drops to one knee deep within the mountain. Its voice rumbles like thunder. “We humbly beseech the Corpse Ancestor to awaken and save Corpse Mountain!” The next second, a golden corpse soars into the sky, accompanied by eighteen phantom visions of the underworld’s cycle of reincarnation. “Who dares lay a hand on my descendants?!”