I Said Why Not Eat Minced Meat? the Ministers Knelt Down and Called the Holy Ming

[Anti-routine] + [Dihua of all members] + [Group portrait] Yu Ziyuan traveled through time and became the emperor of the Yu Dynasty. At the beginning, the treasury was empty, the borders were in danger, there were vassal kings inside who were ready to take action, and there were barbarians outside who were watching. The good news is that he is bound to the Hunjun system. As long as he commits suicide crazily and accelerates the demise of the dynasty, he will be able to obtain the Immortal Body of Immortality and Freedom on the day of the fall of the country, and from then on he will live a long life and be free and at ease. The bad news is that all his subjects seem to have that serious illness. ... Facing hundreds of thousands of refugees, he was ruthless: "People have no food to eat, why not eat minced meat?" He wanted to provoke a popular uprising and shake the country's foundation. As a result, the Minister of the Ministry of Revenue had an epiphany on the spot: "Your Majesty is beating us up. He wants to thoroughly investigate the morons who embezzled the disaster relief funds and encourage the victims to save themselves! Your Majesty is wise!" In order to spend extravagantly, he carried out large-scale construction projects, built a Tongtian Tower, and collected rare and rare animals from all over the world. He wanted to drain the treasury and bring the dynasty's economy to collapse. As a result, the Minister of Industry was extremely excited: "Your Majesty, with the dignity of the Emperor, personally promotes the innovation of industrial technology! If this building is completed, it will benefit the future!" On a whim, he even appointed a parrot as a royal supervisor and sent it to the border to intimidate the border troops. He wanted the army to mutiny and completely dismantle national defense. As a result, the Minister of the Ministry of War suddenly realized: "Your Majesty is going to use special methods to break the unspoken rules of officialdom and rectify military discipline with an unselfish face! High, really high!" ... Looking at the increasingly powerful Yu Dynasty and a group of civil and military officials who were loyal to him and followed him to the death, Yu Ziyuan felt like crying without tears. "I really just want to be a fool!"