Fairies, Please Stop! I Have My Own Life!

My name is Lin Jing, and now I have discovered the mystery of the womb, ugh! I never thought that I was the Immortal Bai Yujing descending to earth! Wait, what does it mean that my senior sister has awakened the [Strongest Junior Brother Training Program] and has to stick to me every day? Why is it that my sworn sister is a reincarnated demon giant, saying that the sect is full of monsters, and wants to change my miserable fate of dying in battle? Why is it that the demon witch is a master of intelligence and even knows what I wear every day? What does it mean that Shangzong Daxiu has the ability to reincarnate for hundreds of lives and not fall into the true spirit, so he will become a Taoist partner with me every time? … My name is Lin Jing. I have no interest in systems, rebirth, daily information, or books of centuries. If you people disturb my cultivation, I will be very angry. I have my own life! This book is also known as "The Fake Western Heaven Can't Conquer the Real Great Sage, and a Real Immortal Emerged from the Lunatic Asylum" and "Shut Up!" You witch, please stop spoiling my Taoist heart! [This book contains the following elements: multiple heroines, comedy, cognitive dislocation, invincible writing, turning falsehood into reality, system, rebirth, daily information, book of centuries (except for turning falsehood into reality, none of the above cheats have anything to do with the protagonist)] [Note: The author has not received guidance from immortals and has no experience in cultivation, so he just writes randomly]