Tianmu: Pick a Small Sizi at the Beginning

Before going to bed, I was still watching videos about "cheating to give birth to a daughter", and when I woke up, there was a cute little dumpling in the bed! The milk sound is critical, calling you "Xiao Nangjun", only focusing on strawberries and Rourou. I thought it was a sweet prank, until the sky spread across the sky, causing the emperors and generals of Qin, Han, Tang, and Ming to explode! His Majesty the First Emperor was dumbfounded: "You can get angry just by twisting it? This is magic!" Li Shimin was so sad: "My Sizi, why are you smiling at others!" Zhu Yuanzhang was anxious: "The Second Emperor of Qin Dynasty died? Our Ming Dynasty will never do it!" When the ancient bigwigs transformed into "drama addicts" and were frightened by a light bulb or a harassing phone call, Xiao Chen had a headache - the "baby talk" of this little baby was even more difficult to understand than the laws of heaven! When all the emperors were going crazy about "there's someone in the box", Xiao Chen just wanted to say: "Good boy, turn off the lights, it's time to go to bed."