I Went Abroad for a Summer Job and Were Accused of Committing a War Crime?

Ye Xiao, an ordinary college student, usually works part-time outside during holidays. During the first class of the junior year, heavily armed special police officers broke in through the door: "Ye Xiao? Come with us!" In the interrogation room, the special police officer opened the file with a serious expression. "What did you do during the holidays?" Ye Xiao: "Part-time job." "Working? Go to West Africa to work as a mercenary, drive a tank, and translate Sun Tzu's Art of War for warlords. Do you call this working?" Ye Xiao: "The tanks are not allowed to move in China, so I can only go abroad to work." "So, you killed 317 drug dealers in the Golden Triangle during the holidays, burned down 4,000 acres of poppy fields, and ranked in the top ten on the dark web killer list. Is this also a part-time job?" Ye Xiao: "The drug dealer is offering a reward that will be paid every day without default." The SWAT officer took a deep breath: "Have you ever heard of war crimes?" … Half a year later. Ye Xiao returned from an internship in Africa. Counselor: "What kind of stamps are stamped on your internship certificate?" Ye Xiao: "President of the Republic of Zawa, Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of the Kingdom of Mbeya, Chief Executive of the Kalanga Federation, and Honorary Emperor of the United Empire of the Middle East!"