Oh No, He Really Became the GOAT

In 2006, a Chinese undrafted rookie bursts onto the Houston Rockets. The Rockets were supposed to be eliminated in the first round, but will his arrival make all the difference? The fake GOAT: Wins championships by joining superteams, obsessed with fast breaks! The real GOAT: “Zion, pick up the ball. I said pick it up! The bullfight isn’t over yet!” “Nikola, stop blabbering at me. Crying? Let me tell you, crying counts against the clock too!” “SGA, why are you leaning forward on your jump shot?” Su Hang: “You might not believe me, but I’m really not picking on kids. I’m just helping them develop their hobbies!” Su Hang’s path to godhood begins with beating up little kids!