My Golden Fingers Are Full of Holes! ! !

Jiang Ning traveled through time and space to a parallel world where everyone has superpowers. Other people's cheats: god-level skills, unlimited draws, and attribute panels. Jiang Ning's golden finger: 100% ability to catch a sword from a distance with bare hands - if anyone within a radius of 20 meters attempts to chop an object, he will automatically kneel down on one knee and raise his hands in the air, as if he has practiced for ten years. On the first day of time travel, the owner of the fruit shop raised his knife to cut melons, but the blade hung motionless in mid-air. Onlookers watched while cracking melon seeds, and the enthusiastic aunt issued a 500-yuan fine on the spot. On the third day of time travel, at two o'clock in the morning, the quilt, pillow and sheets flew to the neighbor on the second floor - because the neighbor's stretching posture after waking up at night was too standard, triggering his new skill "100% to be caught with bare hands - change". The system said: The new ability cannot attack, make a lot of money, or peek into privacy. The system also said: Every time you change abilities, you open a blind box, and there is no regret medicine. Later, Jiang Ning discovered that the superpowers in this world were more and more outrageous—— If the uncle downstairs is in a bad mood, the whole building will be disconnected from the internet. Any electronic product that the guy across from me touched would get hot and melt. There is also a mysterious organization called "Twilight Society", which searches for "reincarnations of gods" in the community every day. If you join the membership, you will receive two boxes of laundry detergent. When two middle-class organizations competed for his benefits at the entrance of a convenience store, Jiang Ning finally realized: The greatest superpower in the world is to be able to survive after being cheated countless times. [Sand sculpture] [Daily] [Funny] [Nonsense] [Light novel]