There's a Bunch of Thugs Living in My Head

My name is Cheng Dashi, and I am a Chinese medicine practitioner with some knowledge of boxing and kicking. There is a group of unruly people living in my mind. The coward A Xing who always likes to make ghost noises, the steady brother A Qiu who is always calling the police, and the poisonous tongue Lao Hai who has a photographic memory. There are a few others, which I will introduce later. A fellow doctor diagnosed me as a high-functioning dissociated multiple consciousness body, an extremely rare gift, but the price will be very high, he said. At what cost? One of the costs is that I can modify my own genes. Why the price? Because I only tried it once, and I almost died on the spot, Gan! The strange thing is, I remember every word that doctor said. Beyond this diagnosis and another sentence, what does this person look like, sound like, when did he appear? There is no memory at all in my mind, as if someone dug it out. What's the other thing you said? Well... He said that my stage is not on earth, but in a larger place. What kind of nonsense are you talking about? You are hiding your head and showing your tail. Don't let me catch you, this hairy guy, or else I'll catch you with a Jiamusi big cane. Okay, enough gossip. I'm going to repair my alien patient. The powers of these guys are not reliable at all. They fry chicken at every turn and are very busy. Let's talk if you have anything to do~ This book is also called "Aliens, They All Call Me Dad" and "I Was Forced to Danger by Nine Female Demons"