Fake Priest, I Steal Authority

My name is Moai, a fake priest. My prayers can't cure anything, but I can help you see a real miracle before you die. My holy water is just ordinary well water, but my predictions never fail. The children of the slums say that I gave birth to my father to a man. The church censor said my file was as clean as a saint's. Until that day, in order to save a girl, I squeezed out seven golden eyes on the back of her hand. Then, one grew on my fingertip. It opened its eyes and said to me: "The smell of lies coming true." Everyone is asking: How many secrets does this priest hide? Shh... Don't ask. In this world, people who know too much will become the next prophecy.