I Will Marry a Snail as My Wife

When I was thirty, my life hit rock bottom. After selling houses in Jiangcheng for seven years, the commission from one house is not as much as the daily turnover of selling milk tea. Being scolded by customers, being scolded by leaders, and having all my deposits wiped out - I can't even order a barbecue. The fried snails were not finished, so the boss sent the raw snails and seasoning packets together. I was frying it myself, and a snail rolled under the cabinet. I couldn't get it out, so I gave up. The next day, there was a girl at home. She said she was the snail under my cabinet and followed me. Let me put aside whether I am a benefactor or not. You pay the rent first. She tilted her head and asked me: What is rent? Later she learned. The method is that there are fried eggs in the pot every morning, and the yolks are runny. Every night there is someone lying on the sofa waiting for me until I fall asleep. When I thought I really couldn't do it, she said seriously: "You can do it." After thirty years of living, this is the first time someone thinks I can do it. The object is a snail. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. ——Don't talk about saving the world, just talk about how to live a good life.