Sky Screen: Running a Random Street Stall with Sizi, Shaking All Dynasties

As night falls over the market, struggling student Jiang Feng is worrying about next month’s rent when he binds to a random-stall System. Suddenly, a little girl in a pomegranate-red Tang jacket crawls out from under his cart: Princess Jinyang of the Tang Dynasty, little Xi! Thinking she’s a little foodie in a lost traditional outfit, Jiang Feng has no choice but to feed her some freshly fried golden pork bites. Little does he know, everything is being livestreamed in real time by the sky screen to every dynasty in history! When Jiang Feng pours in a whole bucket of cooking oil to fry golden pork bites, tosses a pan of supreme egg fried rice with every grain sparkling, and then serves up a bowl of chilled, sweet, sticky dessert, feeding bite after bite to little Xi as she smacks her lips, Zhu Yuanzhang of the Ming Dynasty slams the table in disbelief: “Wasteful brat! You used a whole pot of clean oil to fry meat? The common people of the future are actually richer and more extravagant than my imperial palace?” Ying Zheng, First Emperor of Qin, sits bolt upright in shock: “Those golden grains are making the people fight over them! They must be an elixir of immortality. If I could eat them, I’d reign for ten thousand generations!” Cao Cao of the Three Kingdoms clutches his head and swallows hard: “Just watching these rare delicacies has made my stomach growl, and even my headaches seem to have eased by a third! Summon the cooks at once!” Faced with sizzling squid on a hot iron plate, little Xi eats until her face is covered in sauce, her big eyes sparkling: “Wow! These long-legged skewers are so chewy! They’re bouncy in my mouth~” Holding a plate of golden egg fried rice, little Xi devours it with a tiny spoon: “Ooh! The shiny rice is dancing in my mouth! I want another big bowl~” Even Li Er, far away in the Tang Dynasty, can’t help wiping the drool from the corner of his mouth: “Jiang Feng! That’s an order. Send me a portion too!”