Sailing with Sword in Hand

I say I’m a thief. You ask what kind, and I reply, “A heart thief.” My name is Yu Xingzhou, an utterly ordinary swordsman who follows the heartless Dao. All I wanted was to be a happy, carefree couch potato, drinking wine and practicing swordsmanship every day. But I’m just too handsome, so I’ve been forced to add a hobby to my short life of thirty million days: stealing beautiful people’s hearts. You ask what type I like. I say, why do you have so many questions? Still, I’m fairly kind, so I answer you despite my busy life of sleeping and drinking. Hehe, types don’t matter. I don’t turn anyone away.