After the Longevity Tablet Became Ashes, I Became Taboo

It is said that gods and Buddhas feed on incense, and demons feed on blood. I crawled out of the coffin and found that my temple had collapsed a long time ago, and the longevity tablet had been taken to stand on the table legs. Miao Zhu is a 996 social animal and eats snail noodles on my table every day. He said: "These days, engaging in feudal superstition is a dead end, so why not take the public exam with me?" I looked at my remaining divine power, which was losing health bars like crazy, and fell into deep thought. Until one day, an alien civilization crossed the sea of ​​stars and landed on the earth. It pointed at my statue in a global live broadcast and said: "The universe-level super-dangerous individual, codenamed 'Taboo', was retrieved." "Repeat, this entity is unnameable, unobservable, and unhostile." "It is recommended that the entire civilization turn around and escape immediately." All mankind has gone crazy, searching frantically for the "forbidden" deity. I silently picked up the longevity tablet at the foot of the table, wiped off the snail noodle soup on it, and said to the temple blessing: "Um... Is your unit still short of people? Temporary workers are also fine."