I Won't Die, Just Bite Me

My name is Xu Yu, and I have traveled through time. Good news: I'm alive. Bad news: The reason for living is to pretend to be dead. Just now, a group of border soldiers massacred the entire village and were killing each other around me. One ear, one penny, my life is worth that for the time being. I lay on the ground and thought seriously about two questions: First, how to survive from these bastards who specialize in last-hitting. Second, if he becomes emperor in the future, how can this dark history be deleted from the history books? Later I became emperor. Someone asked me, what are the tips for surviving in troubled times? I said: First, pretend to be dead and be professional. Second, don't be so shy—— I can't change the second one.