After Snatching Fortuitous Encounters, I Slack Off and Crush the Cultivation World

A lie-flat queen of a heroine, plus a whole cast of miserable, hard-working sidekicks with cheat abilities. She wins effortlessly from start to finish, with no angst and pure, no-brainer satisfaction!

She transmigrates into a male-oriented cultivation novel. While everyone else works themselves to the bone in the immortal realm, Su Wuyang just wants to lie flat like a salted fish, stay away from the male and female leads, and avoid every plot point in the book.

Who could have guessed that the useless spirit root her entire sect looked down on would turn out to be a temperamental, spirit-root-protecting lunatic who knows the plot and thinks her Host is far too lazy?

It sends the male lead’s golden fingers, including an ancient remnant-soul grandpa, a lifebound sword, and an ancient divine dragon, all out to work for their master and level her up.

The four cheat abilities snatch up all kinds of opportunities, sweep through secret realms, stamp out every evil, and drain the male and female leads of their fortunes.

She spends her days lying flat and slacking off, finding meals too much trouble and eating fasting pills just so she can sleep better. Every time she wakes from a nap, her cultivation has skyrocketed. Without ever leaving home, she comes to possess the three realms’ greatest treasures.

The original novel’s chosen one grows more and more destitute, reduced to dust.

The original heroines’ opportunities and fortunes are all lost, leaving them completely powerless.

The entire Three Realms thinks she’s a peerless Immortal Venerable who keeps a low profile and cares nothing for fame or fortune. Even she is baffled: “Stop praising me! I just woke up from a nap and somehow ended up like this!”