Onlookers: I heard Shangshen Guyuan dragged Fairy Yunjin down to the mortal realm to resolve her lingering obsession!
Shangshen Guyuan: We agreed to hold hands from then on, and whoever caught feelings would be a dog. How did I end up being the only villain here?
Onlookers: I heard Fairy Zhijin went down to the mortal realm and insisted on being reborn as a beast...
Shangshen Guyuan: ...
Xinyue: If we're supposed to learn the Three Character Classic, why did Shangshen Guyuan send us down to the mortal realm to study it?
Tao Zhizhi: How do you know it's the Three Character Classic?
Xinyue: It says so on the cover.
Tao Zhizhi: You're amazing! You know so many characters!
Xinyue: ...I think I understand why now.
Demon King: Call me the Demon King. It sounds imposing.
War God: Like the aura of a turtle?
Why did the heroine go mad and burn her first love to death?! Why did the hero, clueless about social graces, offend the Queen Mother of the West in public?! Why do the heroine and her friend keep getting kicked out of class?! Why did the heroine fall from the heavens and become the laughingstock of the Nine Heavens?! When will the heroine, who has no eye for people, fall into a sweet romance with the hero?...
Welcome to today's episode of Case Files: There Are Too Many Things to Roast!
Sorry, I might have accidentally written a comedy.
For the proper synopsis, read on:
If the War God of the Celestial Realm perishes, a new War God will emerge from the Divine Tomb every two hundred thousand years. The War God may not be devoted to love, but why does the newly emerged one not even understand what love is? How much trouble will a little peach branch, who ascended to immortality through a twist of fate, cause with her innocent and carefree ways? Why are the immortal and demon realms in conflict when the ruler of the Demon Realm is devoted to music? A Daoist loses himself in his cultivation; a dean cannot bring himself to make the sacrifice. High above the Nine Heavens, whose fate is the Star Lord Siming writing down, and will he ever notice the hopeful gaze of the one who fell to the mortal world for his sake...?
Penglai Immortal Mirror
Master Is Still So Two-Faced Today
A Cold Gaze, Beyond Reach
The Immortal-Binding Chronicle
Ten Thousand Lifetimes, Never Apart
Quick Transmigration: Corruption Values Through the Roof
The Jiang Family's Ancestor Was Roused by His Descendants
Raft Survival: Luck at Zero? I'm Clearly the Chosen One
A Confession to the One and Only
Quick Transmigration: Your Highness, Don't Shut Yourself In
Everyone's Fighting for S-Rank, but I Choose to Scavenge
No One Survives in Nanke
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The soldier who wrote "The Story of Suppressing Bandits in Peach Blossom Spring" loved learning and kept both books. Thumbs up to the author! 👍
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The beautiful writer keeps writing and updating continuously. 👍 Thumbs up!
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The author of this novel has let loose and can only guarantee that it won't be abandoned. If you find the updates too slow, you can check out another completed novel, "The Imperial Army's Daughter" 🌹.
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The writing is impeccable; the emotions conveyed between the lines are vivid and engaging, making it a pleasure to read. There are a few slightly longer segments, but that's not a big problem. The main issue is the inconsistent update schedule. I think if an author wants to get a contract, they need to update regularly, at least once a day.
I've read your novel, it's very well written, but the updates are too slow. I can't eat or sleep while waiting! #(Little Darling)