Ping'an Escort Agency: We Deal with Every Kind of Trouble

Chen Guan, a programmer who died suddenly, opened his eyes in the cultivation world as the young master of a failing escort agency, so poor he had nothing but a sharp tongue and a peeling wooden sign that read "Peace Escort Agency." He thought he would spend his life scraping by on the edge of a blade, but then he got saddled with an "Escort Guard Antivirus System." Evil spirits were all data viruses, fighting monsters was antivirus work, escorting cargo was a System mission, and his punches could deal real damage at the code level. A neighboring village's fool of a girl needed to be taken to town for treatment. On the way, an F-rank evil spirit possessed her and clad her in armor. Chen Guan smashed it apart with one punch. The System announced, "Virus eliminated. World health +0.1%." When they reached Qingyang Town, the girl woke up and said she'd had a nightmare. In it, someone was wrapped in glowing threads and shouting, "Error!" Chen Guan touched the scar on his chest. It was the hole the original owner had been left with after being gutted at Blackwind Ridge. The System popped up with a new mission: investigate the source of abnormal data at Blackwind Ridge. He knew that place wasn't a bandit hideout; it was a virus nest. And his job, wearing these ragged clothes and carrying this rotten sign, was that of an "antivirus engineer." Others cultivated immortality in pursuit of eternal life. Chen Guan cultivated the delete key. The Peace Escort Agency: taking care of every troublemaker.