This Broken System Keeps Arguing with Me Every Day

The 25-year-old social animal Chen Mo's life motto is "It's better to do less than to do more", until one day when he was on the verge of sudden death while working overtime, a thing called [Hong Kong 999] was bound to his brain. When other systems send out magical powers and gift powerful heroes, it starts by taunting: "Hey, you're awake? I thought you were going to sleep until the earth exploded. Can you have some professional ethics? " The rules are simple: If you listen to it, there will be a guaranteed reward, but it is usually ridiculously cheating; Slap it in the face, and there will be an extra reward, provided you can hold it in and not be pissed to death. From then on, Chen Mo's daily life became: System: "You will definitely not be able to catch up with Su Niannian at the front desk today. Don't go and be embarrassed." Chen Mo bit the bullet and went for it. The system was silent for three seconds and reluctantly spat out the gift package: "... You are lucky." System: "This pot of water cannot boil. The laws of thermodynamics are invalid in your case." As a result, Chen Mo changed his position and the water boiled. System: "??? You are insulting the laws of physics." In the workplace, I quarrel with the boss of Huabing, and on the side, I open a venomous evaluation account to quarrel with Internet celebrity products. When I go home for the New Year, I have to take the system with me to fight against seven aunts and eight aunts. One person dominates, fighting each other every day, and arguing every day. While others used the system to take over the host, Chen Mo repeatedly jumped between "uninstall this broken system" and "forget it, it seems a little warm" every day. This is an urban comedy between a gentle and stubborn social animal × a mean-mouthed and soft-hearted AI bully, who dislike each other but can't live without each other. "If I call you brother, do you dare to agree?" "Go away, don't think that because you succeeded in slapping me in the face, I will admit that you are a human being."