Rebirth 2016: I Rely on Short Videos to Become a God

The Internet in 2016 ushered in its strictest father. Waving hands, visiting stores, melancholy and artistic style - three months, three accounts, three popular hits, my peers are still struggling with the positioning of vertical categories, I have already put up the company brand. The reporter asked me the secret of my success. I held my cigarette in my mouth and thought for a while: "Others rely on their lives, but I rely on open-book exams - I have done this question ten years ago." On the day of the interview, Huang Hui was stuck downstairs and asked me with red eyes if I still liked her. I nodded, and just as she was about to pounce on me, I took out my phone and shouted into the live broadcast room: "Family members, I will eat the biggest melon today as a token of respect!" ——That video has exceeded 10 million views. She murmured in the comment area: "How did you become so bad?" I replied: "Badness is the only place in my life where I have never been reborn." On the other hand, Ke Lingyun, a woman I had never met before, said to me for the first time: "Why is the way you flick the cigarette ashes exactly the same as it was ten years later?" ... Ten years from now? Sisters, who are you talking about ten years from now?