This Holy Light Is Too Serious, It Is Not as Good as the Magical Method of Crazy Criticizing Women

[Two souls in one body + Western Fantasy + Angel + Magic + The Fourth Natural Disaster] My name is Lin Yuan, a former director of the Township Comprehensive Management Office, and now a "born saint" of the Kingdom of Holy Light. My job is to maintain order in the kingdom of God in front of the stage, comfort believers, and deal with inspections from superiors. But there is an ancestor living inside me. She claims to practice the "Tao of Supreme Forgetfulness", but in fact she is crazier than anyone else. I recited the prayer, and she formed seals in my Dantian, rubbing the holy light into a golden elixir; I released the "Holy Flame", but she felt it was not strong enough, so she directly caused the thunder to split the church into ruins; I wanted to do things according to the rules and regulations, but she had a secret in her sleeves and pocketed the cardinal who came to inspect. Believers asked me why the holy light was mixed with thunder and calamity. I could only explain with a smile: "This is the new rule of the Kingdom of God, which is to save energy and reduce emissions, and replace light with thunder." As for that crazy woman? She was squatting in my sea of ​​consciousness, chewing the holy fruit, and said vaguely: "Old Lin, your breaking holy light is too gentle, not as powerful as my nine-turn Hongmeng world-destroying immortal art." …