The Immortal of the Qin Dynasty Began to Fight for Hegemony from the Three Kingdoms

[Alternate history, harem, immortals, first person] My name is Wuming. Named by Xu Fu. In the twenty-eighth year of the First Emperor's reign, I went to sea with Xu Fu to seek immortality. On a deserted island, he found a fairy grass and boiled it into half a cup of juice. He drank it first and bled to death from his seven orifices. I tried the remaining half, but I didn't die, but I became mute. My throat felt like molten iron, and I could no longer pronounce a complete syllable. My face stopped at the age of twenty-three. In two thousand years, I have changed countless identities. I have seen the First Emperor circle the names of women from the Six Kingdoms on a map; I have seen Empress Lu turn Mrs. Qi into a human pig; I have seen Wei Zifu transform from a singer to a queen and hang himself from a beam; I have seen Zhao Feiyan's skirt swirl into white flowers while dancing on the drum. I am a loser in elixirs and a recorder of the dark side of history. But when I was in the Three Kingdoms, I didn't want to mess around anymore. I decided to follow my own path. Zhang Jiao used a bowl of soaked soybeans to tell me: As long as someone gives a bean to a desperate person, he will be able to survive. I chewed the bean, swallowed it, and then walked into the Yellow Turban rebels carrying the medicine box. That was my first time walking into the wilderness.