Douluo: a Guide to Surviving by Rubbing Your Hands

[Not invincible + funny + changed the original plot + innovation] My name is Yang Chunxia, an unlucky time traveler. Good news - I came to Douluo World. Bad news - I'm stuck at my spawn point. Martial spirits are rubbish, plug-ins are rubbish, and lives are in danger. What does it mean that the birth point is in the core area of ​​the Star Dou Forest? What does it mean to be a servant and tutor for a three-eyed golden beast? What does it mean to be a cook for a group of ferocious beasts? Shrek doesn't accept me, and Sun and Moon look down on me. What should I do if my martial spirit is useless? Wait for me later! What should I do if I can't beat him? Wait for me later! Wait, what does the three-eyed golden beast mean that he doesn't want me to leave? Wait, what does it mean that Huo Yuhao is a woman? Wait, Senior Meng Hongchen, you are too close... —— It's too late to mourn the past, what's coming to you next is: A man who made a pistol in a year. The first person in the industrial revolution of Douluo Continent. The three-eyed golden beast's royal chef and... An old acquaintance. Asked what happened next? Later... He was still alive and still rubbing.