I'm Too Invincible, So I Started Charging Protection Fees

"Boss, how much is this antique?" "A friend’s price: eighty-eight thousand." "Come on, Boss, this thing is obviously a fake. How can you ask such a ridiculous price?" "I’m kidding. Where can you find real antiques these days? I run an antique shop. You think I’d sell you the real thing?" "Then, Boss, I heard that anyone who buys something here is basically paying for protection. Is that true?" "Oh, that’s just a rumor. If a customer buys something from me, I can’t exactly kick them out on the spot. By the way, how big is the trouble behind you?" "About as big as a galaxy." "Well, in that case, this thing’s worth at least 880 million now."