Adventurers, Please Don’t Taste Me

“Actually, I think the most important thing for an adventurer isn't strength.” “What did warriors ever do to you?” “I mean, it's not Dexterity either.” “What did rangers ever do to you?” “Constitution isn't the most important thing, either.” “What did barbarians ever do to you?” “In fact, Charisma is the most important thing for an adventurer.” At that, a bard in the crowd of adventurers looked up. “Exactly. Only if your Charisma is low enough and you smell bad can you avoid being sampled by monsters.” This work has never been guided by bards, clerics, druids, fighters, rangers, rogues, wizards, barbarians, monks, sorcerers, paladins, gunslingers, wanderers, inventors, investigators, exiled immortals, true dragons, demons, angels, or gods. It's all just made up.