Hey, Am I Not a Genius Trainer?

"Mom, I want a one-horned rhinoceros." She nearly choked on the coffee she was drinking, then squirted it out in the most perfect squirt he had ever seen. After that, he gave up on the idea of ​​a one-horned rhinoceros. (Abandoned together with it was a bronze elephant that no one else knew about.) "What about the Shadow Doll? I want it." "I don't want to be alone with your father when we grow old without anyone to support us, and worry about what you have to worry about." ... "Can I have a Gyarados?" "Then you have to have a Magikarp first. Why don't you want a Umbo?" "I want a big rock snake." "Those are too dangerous for novice trainers, it could hurt you." "How about a Electabuzz? They're cool." "Why not a cute baili sheep?" "How about a Polymorph? That way, it can turn into any safe Pokémon you want." "Yeah, but you don't pick the (safe) ones." "A dragon Pokémon - that would be great!" "They're expensive, honey. Why not get one that's less rare?" "How about an Arbor snake?" "It might bite you!" …