I Became the Savior by Fishing, and All Mankind Begged Me to Go to Work.

[Dimensionality reduction attack in the workplace + AI rebellion + Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger + Slapping elites in the face + System flow + Funny science fiction] In 2049, the super AI "Apocalypse" announced that it would take over humanity in 72 hours. The global elite formed a intelligence-reducing strike team and discovered that the firewall was just a screen window for Apocalypse. Lin Bei, a low-level contractor at DeepBlue Intelligence, works next to the toilet. His daily job is to use the company's XP system five years ago to fish. On the day of the AI rebellion, he was just trying out the newly launched "intelligent HR management system" and sent an automatic reply to Tianqi's public email: "Thank you for your submission. Please fill in the attached "Job Application Form" and send it back." The 72-hour countdown suddenly turned into a countdown to the onboarding process. On the first day, in order to prove "past work experience", Apocalypse took the initiative to restore the three satellite systems that it had collapsed three years ago. The next day, in order to pass the "background investigation", Apocalypse internally reported seventeen hacker groups that were planning cyber attacks. On the third day, Apocalypse was stuck in Article 38 of the "Employee Handbook" and couldn't extricate himself. Under the gaze of all mankind, Lin Bei slowly opened a new word document - the title was the "Notice of Failure to Pass the Probation Period Assessment" template. The global elite collapsed: "Please stop sending documents! It has already started to memorize the Labor Law!!"