Global Alert: I Paint My Skin to Become a God

The day my painted skin became a god, there were colorful auspicious clouds all over the world, and experts sounded the alarm all night long. Turning off the TV, I quietly put on the shelves the new "Tiangong Xian'e Experience Outfit" - after all, you have to eat to become a god. When the sales were overwhelming, a special representative from Heaven kicked in the door of my house: "Have you obtained the business license?" I looked at the balance of my bank card, then looked at my sister who was chasing me for the essence water, and asked sincerely: "God, is there social security for employees?" It wasn't until someone used my painting to impersonate the Jade Emperor to cause trouble, and the war of the three realms was about to break out, that I realized - Damn, starting a business has been blamed on Heaven.