Famine: I Really Don't Want to Be a Saint

Li Jin traveled through time and became an orphan from the Dali Dynasty. He started out wearing a ragged straw coat, a wreath of wild flowers on his head, and only a rusty sickle in his hand. He also wanted to be a cold and aloof immortal, but unfortunately the system was too screwed up. If all his sanity points were lost, shadow monsters would spawn and take him away. In order to survive, he could only eat meatballs like crazy, wear flower leis, and tame the crazy pigs around him into security guards. The dignitaries of Dali thought that he was a living god with "his body sanctified and his inner strength transformed". He beat a master of martial arts with a ham stick until he vomited three liters of blood. Facing the throne, Li Jin waved his hands repeatedly: "No! I really don't want to be the emperor. I just want to quietly raise a pig and repair pigskin armor, and don't let the shadow monster take me away." Later, the Great Calendar disappeared and a new world emerged. The common people asked Li Jin, the founder of the new world: "Sage, why did you want to overthrow feudalism in the first place?" Li Jin touched the wreath on his head with an innocent look on his face: "Because that thing doesn't give me wages to buy feed, my pigs will starve to death."