I'm a Second-Hand Car Dealer, and You Said These Are All Mechas

Chen Fan is a gold medal salesman in China's second-hand car market. His deception skills are at the highest level and he can turn a six-hand Alto into a retro cannon. When he woke up, he traveled to a future world where mechas were rampant and took over a mecha shop that was on the verge of bankruptcy. The book balance is -85,000. There are only three scrapped mechas left in the store, and there is a big group next door selling them at low prices every day. His colleagues laughed at him for selling junk, so he took out an advertisement with the slogan "Beautiful pilot uses it all for herself, and sells it at a low price because she returns to her hometown to get married." The second-generation rich man drove a two-million-dollar top-end mecha to destroy the scene. He silently took out an eighteen-hand engineering mecha that he had put together and performed on the spot what it meant to turn a drainage ditch. Everyone said he was crazy. Until one day, an alien fleet came to the city, and the empire's most advanced mecha army was completely wiped out. Chen Fan opened the warehouse door, and behind him were three thousand IWC-made machines that were smoking black, leaking engine oil, and looked like they might fall apart at any moment. Holding a cigarette in his mouth, he shouted to the enemy general: "How can you, who drives an official modified version of the magic, compete with me, who drives a six-handed modified mecha? Is it an honor to win?" Then he pressed a red button. Three thousand pieces of junk smoked at the same time, and the black smoke covered the sky and the sun!