A Guide to the Old Gods' Second Careers

Shen Lin's new job mainly serves the following clients:

Land Gods who can't write resumes,

Door Gods who list “keep being a god” as their career objective,

and Kitchen Gods who want to manifest in the residents' group chat at the slightest provocation.

It sounds like an asylum annex, but it's actually the Old Gods' Reemployment Service Center.

And Shen Lin soon discovers that helping gods find jobs is only the beginning.

The bigger problem is this:

Some gods can't afford to be unemployed.

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