Please God? Please Ask for My Vest!

My name is Shen Gui, and I am a waste. Literally. In our village, those who have awakened are the gods of fire and swordsmen. When it was my turn, a shadow appeared on the altar for a long time, holding a shiny flat box and having fun. The faces of the elders turned green. Later I found out that the god I summoned was called "Schoolboy's Hand".