My Magic Weapon Needs to Eat

Others practice immortality to live forever, while he cultivates immortality to support his family. Li Fan is the most miserable man in the world of immortality - he has mixed spiritual roots, is at the first level of Qi training, and is so poor that his steamed buns are used as hidden weapons. He was rejected by all the sects, and was ridiculed when setting up a stall in the market, "This herb is too shabby even for spiritual beasts." Until one day, a lovelorn Mahayana monk forcibly gave him a small thumb sword. "I don't want this broken magic weapon anymore, I'll give it to you!" After returning home, Xiaojian turned into a peerless beauty - silver-haired fox ears, golden vertical pupils, a mole with a tear on her left side, and she was so beautiful. The first thing I said out of my mouth was not "Master", but "I'm hungry! The kind of hunger that has lasted three thousand years!" From then on, Li Fan lived the life of a migrant worker: Clean toilets, catch rats, collect herbs, take care of children... After returning home from exhaustion, Hu Xiaojian ordered: "Braised pork belly, Buddha jumping over the wall, and another dessert." Li Fan: "... You call this a magic weapon? This is obviously a gold-eating beast!" What's even more outrageous is that everyone is rumoring that he is a hidden boss—— Yawning is regarded as a peerless sound wave skill, wrestling is regarded as a lying punch, and the golden elixir is knocked away with one punch, all thanks to the secret power of the sword spirit. The biggest secret of the Sword Spirit is: every time it helps, the master's life will be devoured. "Idiot, you only have fifty years left." "Fifty years? That's enough for me to cook you ten thousand meals. It's not a loss." This is the hilarious daily life of a poor casual cultivator and an arrogant foodie sword spirit. Hard-spoken but soft-hearted, running in both directions, laughing until your stomach hurts, and being so sweet that your teeth are sore. "The look in my eyes confirms that I am someone I will keep for a lifetime."