They Are All Good at Martial Arts, Who Can Still Fight Seriously?

[Gaowu]+[Funny] Spiritual energy revived and thousands of races invaded. In this darkest moment, Su Yu awakened the [Emotional Defense System]. As long as people have negative emotions such as anger, speechlessness, collapse, etc., They can extract "conceptual weird props"! Seeing the monsters descending from the sky and the comrades around him who were as if they were dead, Su Yu realized. I can save the world, but I have to use my method, so the style of the painting is completely distorted. The school bastard was filling the cup on the ring, and Su Yu silently took out a big speaker: "Are you the one called a genius? You even have a different hairstyle for a fight. Are you here for the draft?" [Ding! The defense value from the school grassroots is +999! Facing the beast tide, while others fought desperately, Su Yu silently set up a square dance sound system. Bite! The defense value from millions of ferocious beasts is +888! The alien commander came to the city and threatened the whole world. Su Yu hacked into the global live broadcast, and in front of billions of people, he began to read affectionately the non-mainstream diary of the Second World War written by the commander-in-chief in his early years... [Ding! The alien commander's heart collapsed, and his defense value was +9999! Finally one day, Su Yu broke into the alien race and faced the final boss of the universe. He took out a universe-wide network keyboard. Boss (collapsed version): "Please stop scolding me, can't you do it now that I'm pretty?!" Reporter Interview: "Su Shen, as your acceptance speech, is there anything you want to say to the universe?" Su Yu smiled slightly: "Actually, everyone here is a jerk." [Defense breaking value from the whole universe +99999999...]