The Unreliable Diary of a Certain Hufflepuff

On October 13th, watch the little girl from Hufflepuff. On October 14th, watch the Gryffindor girl. On October 15th, watch the little girl from Ravenclaw. October 16, Keith, Keith, how could you be so depraved! Have you forgotten all the magic learning plans you made earlier? This can't go on like this! October 17th, the Slytherin girl is pretty pretty too. ——Excerpt from the greatest white wizard of the 21st century, winner of the First Order of Merlin, improver of wolfsbane potion, proficient in fish-man ventriloquism, good partner of Veela, good partner of giants, and the most disgusted number one wizard of the Goblin Freedom Front... Keith Range's book "Mein Kampf"